Thrillist: EVERYTHING FUN HAPPENING THIS WINTER IN MIAMI

Soak it up, South Florida. These are the glory days where we get to incessantly post those ubiquitous weather maps where the whole country is blue, save for our little orange blob at the bottom. It’s also when the best events, concerts, and general fun times make their way to the place where summer goes for winter. The traffic might be a little worse, and the crowds might be a little more intense, but the season from Christmas to spring break is still why we all live here. To make the most of it, here are the best things to do in South Florida this winter, from feeding yourself into oblivion to witnessing murder during sex.

DEC 23
WEAR YOUR UGLY SWEATER TO A BREWERY PARTY
BISCAYNE BAY BREWING COMPANY
If you haven’t hit up the Biscayne Bay brewery, now’s your chance to make a bang-up first impression by donning your ugliest Christmas sweater for their annual party. There’ll be happy hour pricing in effect from 3pm-7pm and prizes (we’re guessing beer) for the ugliest sweater.
Cost: Free, but beers will cost you